We went out dancing Saturday night and didn't get home until 1:30 in the morning, we even had a female dwarf dancing with us. Then we got up really early to play racquetball and after playing for a few hours we got invited to go boating again and didn't get in after late last night.

Would have been nice to have taken some pictures but I still haven't gotten around to buying that all weather camera that I've been wanting.

Going to be trying to get caught up in everything today. I still have this huge pile of tax stuff on my dinning room table that needs to be sorted through that I keep on procrastinating on doing. I'm not sure if it is disdain for paperwork or fear of owing a bunch of money as the reason that I keep on procrastinating on getting my tax stuff together. I just know that it needs to be sent off to my account very soon.

Maybe I'll get a surprise and actually get a tax refund this year but I doubt it, but if I do get a refund I'll probably buy the Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS1 all weather camera right away.

Besides dealing with a big pile of paperwork just a day of slaving to the computer so that I can end up owing even more money in taxes.

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Hot Blonde With a Big Surprise

Spent Sunday morning trimming the Eureka Palms in our front yard and then went out wave hopping in the ocean in a tricked out 28 foot SeaVee until after dark. It was great. There were dolphins riding the waves with us for awhile and we also saw mannites swimming along New River when we were going out. Makes me want to run out and buy an all weather camera even more.

Still have a little bit of yard work left to do and one very huge pile of yard trimmings that will have to be dragged out to the street of bulk trash pickup on the forth Monday of the month. It feels good to be almost finished with yard trimming for at least the next year.

I've been looking through the Popular Science archives that have been put online by Google Books. I remember reading many of these issues as a child. I guess this is how I ended up with such an interest in science and technology.

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Internet Hottie Hookup

Played pretty lousy I guess due to not getting a great night's sleep. I kept on waking up having really bizarre dreams.

I spent the last few days putting together a new shemale fan blog. I'm really happy with how the blog came out but fuck doing tranny porn gives me bizarre dreams. I dreamed that I went to the farmers market and there were shemales selling bins of penises next to the produce.

It's finally starting to warm up here. Normally we have temps in the seventies this time of year but the temps have been in the forties so looking forward to enjoying the warm weather and getting back into boating and biking.

One of Christy's coworkers gave her a bag of Blue Ginger Multi-Grain Brown Rice Chips Black Sesame & Sea Salt. OMG they are like the most awesome chips that I've ever tasted. Trouble is they can only be bought at Costco and BJ's. Besides the hassle of having to become a member to shop at these places they are way over on the other side of town.

Although my craving for these chips might actually drive me to drive over to the other side of town and get a membership to either Costco and BJ's.

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A Couple Of Kinky Chicks

Finally finished all the yard work in our backyard this week. Fuck I'm sore! Still have the front yard to do but that is nothing compared to what had to be done in the backyard.

We've ended up with a lot of logs as a result of trimming our trees. Normally I would put most of them out for yard waste pickup but this year we are having one on the coldest winters ever so, despite being too green, we have been burning them in the fireplace. I don't really know much about using firewood as in the twenty some years that I've lived in this house the fireplace was never used for anything more than ambiance but this year it's being used to actually keep warm.

Going to go over to Home Depot in a bit to pickup an ax for splitting the logs. Not sure how good either of us will be at doing this but an ax is a whole lot cheaper then a log splitter.

I've finally recovered from last Saturday,
Saturday we got up early to play racquetball at the gym and all the courts were taken but these two guys invited us to play doubles with them. So we played four games and then one of them invited us to go boating with him so we ended up spending the rest of the day boating around town to a bunch of different places. Had a great time but it was way too cold to have been out on a boat.

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Petite TGirl Erotic Dancer

Spent two days dragging yard trimmings out to the street for last Monday's bulk trash pickup and broke another toe when I dropped a big log on my foot so I was already not doing that great when I went to the Renaissance Festival. I guess I really should wear shoes when doing yard work.

Now that we have watched all five seasons of Farscape we have been catching up on our TV viewing and watching episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Ugly Betty and Modern Family.

I guess being a couch potato is a perfect way to spend time while recovering from doing too much yard work, breaking a toe and getting food poisoning.

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Skinny Chick Fucking

Tire place use to fix my flats for free since I buy my tires there but it seems business is so bad these days that they are now charging for everything. Maybe if they didn't charge $28 just to fix a flat business would be better for them.

Damn it has been cold here these last few days although I'm guessing that some wouldn't consider temps in the forties all that cold. I think I heard on the news that this has been one of south Florida's coldest winters on record.

We are supposed to go to the Renaissance Festival this weekend so hopefully our more normal warm winter weather will return by then. If not I guess we will put it off for another week as I'm still trying to warm up from our outing at Miami Metro Zoo last weekend.

I'm Frilled... we've watched all the Farscape episodes. Started watching December 30 and finished the final Farscape Monday night. Now I'm going to have to find something new to watch or actually get a life.

All is not well with how DirecTV mounted their dish. Last night after strong winds it moved enough to loose connection to one of the satellites. I pushed it back into place and tightened everything and today I ordered some braces for the dish. I probably could have gotten DirecTV back out here but four braces came out to less than $20 delivered and I can probably do a better job installing them then the sloppy work DirecTV installers do.

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Newbie Lesbo Experinace

Had a romantic Valentine's day by going to Miami Metro Zoo yesterday. Thought we were going to freeze our asses off and we did at first but then it got warm enough that we were somewhat comfortable although the cold never stopped making my nose hurt. The animals were surprisingly active and we even got to watch two of them fucking in front of everyone.

Spent much of the weekend watching Farscape. After we ran out of episodes from Netfix we ended up feeding our Farscape addiction by buying the rest of season 4 from iTunes and watching all the episodes and then bought the season 5 final 3 hour movie from iTunes that we watched half of after getting home form the zoo last night. It kind of sucks that there is no more Farscape to watch after we watch the rest of this movie tonight.

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Happy Endings Massage

It should start sprouting new branches in the next few months that I'm going to keep trimmed into a small canopy with a pole saw. At least that is the plan providing topping it didn't kill it but ficus trees seem to be all but impossible to kill.

At least we saved a bunch of money doing this ourselves. The cheapest tree cutter wanted $1500 and he was unlicensed. Professional licensed tree people wanted well over $2000 to top this tree.

I spent $200 for two electric chainsaws that I now own so that I can do more trimming around the yard.

With all the money I'm saving I can go shopping for important things like shoes, handbags and clothes.

Plus I'm turning a lot of it into firewood and the rest the city takes away for free on the forth Monday of each month that I still need to drag out to the street .

Anyway it was good exercise. :)

I thought I was done trimming trees for awhile but this morning I called DirecTV to have our dish moved off of the chimney and on to the side of the house where it won't be so noticeable and also shielded from the wind in a hurricane.

After I got off the phone with DirecTV I realized that there was a tree branch in the way of where I want the dish moved to.

So I got out the pole saw and cut the offending limb and as it came crashing down it caught the wires going to the street light in front our house yanking down the wires with a hideous sound.

The power company was real good about it though. They came right out and hooked the wires back up.

Going to be taking it easy tonight and watching more Farscape whilst vegging out on the couch.

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Full Service Massage

My doctor moved into a new fancy building full of new fancy gizmos. I'm not sure if my general health was being looked after as much as my insurance was being looked after with all the tests I was given, maybe a bit of both.

Both of us have been playing lumberjacks in our backyard for the past few days with the electric chainsaws.

I've finally trimmed as much of the ficus tree in our backyard with the electric pole chainsaw that could be cut with a pole saw so I went over to Lowes and bought a Poulan 18" electric chainsaw so that we can take some of the height off the trunk. I didn't think electric chainsaws would work this well but so far it's working out much better than any gas chainsaw I've ever used. We still have about a half day of work to go.

I did manage to rip the U-verse line out of our house when a part of the tree's trunk fell on it. I hooked everything back up and everything seems to be working dispute AT&T putting some funky screws on the NID to keep homeowners out of it.

Hopefully all this tree cutting won't gives us urges for flannel shirts and lumberfucks.

Been watching episodes of Farscape for the past few weeks. We have just one more episode of season 3 to go. For some odd reason Netflix only has the first three season available for instant viewing so I've started having Netflix ship season 4 to us. I think we may go through Farscape withdrawal once we have watched all the episodes.

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Tgirl Mistress Ready For Action

At first I thought it was the horrendous food from the Irish Pub that I ate Sunday night at a wedding.

But I soon realized that it wasn't food poisoning but bleach poisoning.

Last Monday I traded my services for a used Sunbeam stainless steel water cooler that dispenses hot water unlike the cold only one that we already owned.

The cooler was in perefct shape but very dirty so I had poured some bleach in it to clean it out and it seems that I didn't get all the bleach out of it before using it to make a couple of cups of tea.

Fuck did I get sick!

After I recovered enough to be able to do something besides lay in bed or sit on the toilet I put the water cooler in our shower with hot water running through it for a couple of hours with both valves held open and the maintenance valve on the bottom of the water chamber open to be sure that there was no more bleach in it.

The water out of it taste fine now but I'm still a bit apprehensive every time I drink water from it.

Now that I've recovered I'm taking advantage of our beautiful winter weather by getting caught up in yard work by doing some tree trimming with the new electric pole saw that I bought last weekend.

There is an overgrown ficus tree in our backyard that I'm trimming down to a much smaller size so that it can be easily kept trimmed.

Actually I loved our backyard when it had huge overgrown ficus trees but I discovered that ficus trees have a nasty habit of falling over in hurricanes so I'm trimming this one down to the size of a very large bush. After I trim all the smaller branches off with a pole saw I'm going to cut the trunk down to a height of around six feet (oh joy I get to spend more money on a 18" electric chain saw) and keep it trimmed into a big round bush.

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Swingers Take Over Nightclub

After chasing off the rats it was shower time. So our house guest tries to take a shower in the guest room's bathroom only to find the valve stuck in cold water only mode. An hour later after shutting the water off to our house and taking the valve apart it was finally unstuck from lack of use and working again.

Also last night the new BSQ series Caprica started. They played the pilot which I already saw and wasn't that crazy about but I am looking forward to seeing what the next episode is like in a week.

We had planned on going kayaking with our house guest today but it has been kind of a crappy day with light rain and really bad humidity so instead we are doing a movie day. Another couple is coming over to join us and then we are watching Julie & Julia which has been sitting on the AppleTV for over a week. Actually we have a ton of unwatched movies and TV shows due to us watching nothing but Farscape for the past few weeks.

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Three Different Alt Girls

I celebrated the warmth by running a bunch of errands on my bicycle this afternoon. It was nice being able to enjoy the outdoors again.

Now that temps are back to what is normal for winter in south Florida we are going kayaking this Sunday. We have gotten really bored with eating power bars when kayaking and are going to start packing some real food. Trouble is real food needs utensils to eat it with. So today I tried buying some camping utensils to eat with at Sports Athority but naturally they didn't have anything decent in stock so I ordered two of the KA-BAR Hobo 3-in-1 Utensils from Amazon. They won't be here in time for this weekend but at least we will have them for next time.

Finally made it to see Avatar at the IMAX Tuesday. Wow, much better than I had expected. I loved the 3D but Christy said she had trouble with getting things in focus. After the crowds have died down we are planing on seeing it again at the IMAX. Christy is hoping that by switching from wearing contacts to glasses and adjusting the 3D glasses over them she won't have an issue with getting stuff in focus.

Still dealing with home insurance blues. Now they are saying our perfectly good working A/C is too old and want me to replace it however I find myself totally unmotivated to spend $4000+ to replace something that works just fine. Anyway even if I did replace it I'm guessing that next they would say my grass isn't green enough or something.

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Asian Goes Lesbo On Magazine Shoot

It's so cold out and iguanas are tumbling from trees. It seems that our cute cold blooded pests can't move when it gets this cold out so are falling out of the trees that they live in. Some people are catching and eating them. I hear they taste like chicken.

I ended up at a wedding the other night. It wasn't something that I had expected to do that day. Christy's boss got married and at the last minute we both got invited. Had a great time though. Everyone was very nice and I got to meet lots of interesting people.

Probably going to spend part of today doing some house cleaning instead of going to the gym since I have zero desire to go out in this weather. A few friends asked if they could stop by later this afternoon to help us enjoy our warm fireplace. Besides cleaning house we will probably watch more episodes of Farscape. Last night we made it into season 2.

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A Real Hottie Tgirl

Way too cold for our macaws as well. I have their aviary wrapped in two drop clothes, two layers of Visqueen plus a blanket and put a no light heat lamp plus a 1500 watt hair drying in the cage. I was going to buy a space heater but no one has any in stock. This morning it was nice and toasty warm in the cage and all the macaws seemed happy.

Last night for a change of latitude I inflated the air mattress I bought a few days ago and made a bed in front of the fireplace. It was kind of like camping out indoors in our living room. Around 3 am we woke up when the fire had burned out due to it getting really chilly and we headed off to the bedroom to climb under a few blankets. Even with the central heat on it still feels chilly for some odd reason.

Today I'm heading over to Evenings Delight to pickup some hardwood firewood at $12 for 25 pounds or something like that. I have no idea if that is a good price or not but it's not like a lot of places sell firewood in the tropics. Not really sure how much firewood a Corvette can haul but I'll be finding out today.

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Stroking Her Pretty Shecock

We booked a room New Year's eve at a cheap motel so that we didn't have to drive home after going to a Bonfire Drum Circle / Party / Dance / Potluck New Year's eve party. It was an interesting evening of partying with an odd collection of New Age folks. It was told to me at the party that my energy is in sync or some other hippy shit after having smoke blown my way, being chased with tuning folks and crystals and repeatedly chanted at. It was fun and amusing but being a non believer in all of it I was there just there to to socialize and eat the food under a beautiful full moon and even more beautiful weather.

Today is a chilly start of the day here with temps down in the forties. Way too cold out to do anything so planning on a relaxing day of continuing to watch episodes of Farscape off of Netflix streaming now that we have decent internet and a way to watch it on our big TV.

In addition to getting Netflix streaming playing in our theater room using a Mac mini we are now also using it to enjoy Sirius Radio throughout the house.

Part of DirecTV's programing is Sirius Radio so this week I hooked up the DirecTV DVR to the Mac Mini in our den and then installed AirFoil on it so that we can stream Sirius Radio throughout the house using Airtunes. The Sirius Radio station BPM seems to be our favorite.

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Snow Skiing Plus Sex