Michael Jackson is still dead

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Michael Jackson is still deadI feel fat... I've done nothing for the past few weeks except feel lousy and sit around stuffing my face with comfort food while lounging around in a big tank top pounding the keyboard.

I'm finally started to feel myself again... Returned to the gym yesterday and then afterwards went into the back yard to take care of my birds and put corn in the squirrel feeder. When I pulled on the squirrel feeder to remove the old eaten ear of corn the tree branch that it was attached to broke off, fell on me, broke apart into bits of rotten wood and covered me in termites and fire ants. Then as I was cleaning up the mess and rehanging the squirrel feeder it started raining really hard which was just as well as it washed all the nasties off of me.

I'm so sick of hearing about Michael Jackson. Maybe if I had been a big fan I would have more interest but I never bought any of his music and, while I think he was one of the music greats, I find it so odd the way all of a sudden the media is loving him again.


Spent all day today pounding the keyboard inside safe from the rain and mosquitoes. Christy wants to play racquetball this evening and I guess the exercise would be good for me but I'm still sore as hell from yesterday's backyard adventure so I'm not sure if I'll make it or not.

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