Since I did nothing that I had planned on doing yesterday and instead just said fuck it to everything and instead hit the malls I'm doing all the things that I didn't do yesterday today like going to the gym and making the porn along with a few errands.
It's getting kind of boring but it is another absolutely beautiful day here today with blue skies and warm temps.

Things are getting crazy down here with everyone getting ready for this year's storm season. It is just about impossible to get an electrician or roofer or any kind of contractor right now. After calling a half a dozen electrical contractors the soonest that I could get one out to my neighbor's place to do some minor work is the second Monday of May. On top of this he has a 25kw generator sitting in his yard from last year's storm season that still has not been installed and the contractor just quit. Going to see about having the contractor that is coming out in May to do some work also finish the generator install.
On the plus side I actually got our electric company to trim the mango tree that was touching the wires behind my house.
Damn I live in a bazaar town...
Two cross-dressers charged in car theft
Two men who called themselves ''Beyonce'' and ''Diamond'' donned revealing tank tops, denim short shorts and pumps earlier this month for a trip to an Oakland Park auto shop. Beyonce, Diamond and another man asked the salesmen to show them a 2006 Dodge Magnum, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.
The salesman, Chaka Abrahams, went to get the keys to the car and when he came back he was greeted with a shot of pepper spray.
The man grabbed the keys and sped off with the car. The two others sped away in their own vehicle.
Lauderhill police found the stolen car April 16 and arrested the driver, Tiffany Reddick, 18.
The alleged thief known as Diamond is actually Michael C. Rivers, 20, who had previously been arrested for prostitution, according to BSO spokesman Hugh Graf.
Rivers admitted to the theft and named his accomplice, Jeffrey L. Haynes, 17, who called himself Beyonce and was in jail on an unrelated armed carjacking charge from April 7.
Rivers also named another man, known as ''Candice,'' who is cooperating with authorities and will probably not be charged, Graf said.
