Livin' La Vida Loca

Started my day early today by getting poked and prodded along with having my blood sucked for my annual physical.

My doctor moved into a new fancy building full of new fancy gizmos. I'm not sure if my general health was being looked after as much as my insurance was being looked after with all the tests I was given, maybe a bit of both.

Both of us have been playing lumberjacks in our backyard for the past few days with the electric chainsaws.

I've finally trimmed as much of the ficus tree in our backyard with the electric pole chainsaw that could be cut with a pole saw so I went over to Lowes and bought a Poulan 18" electric chainsaw so that we can take some of the height off the trunk. I didn't think electric chainsaws would work this well but so far it's working out much better than any gas chainsaw I've ever used. We still have about a half day of work to go.

I did manage to rip the U-verse line out of our house when a part of the tree's trunk fell on it. I hooked everything back up and everything seems to be working dispute AT&T putting some funky screws on the NID to keep homeowners out of it.

Hopefully all this tree cutting won't gives us urges for flannel shirts and lumberfucks.

Been watching episodes of Farscape for the past few weeks. We have just one more episode of season 3 to go. For some odd reason Netflix only has the first three season available for instant viewing so I've started having Netflix ship season 4 to us. I think we may go through Farscape withdrawal once we have watched all the episodes.

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I seem to be almost human again after accidentally poisoning myself with household bleach.

At first I thought it was the horrendous food from the Irish Pub that I ate Sunday night at a wedding.

But I soon realized that it wasn't food poisoning but bleach poisoning.

Last Monday I traded my services for a used Sunbeam stainless steel water cooler that dispenses hot water unlike the cold only one that we already owned.

The cooler was in perefct shape but very dirty so I had poured some bleach in it to clean it out and it seems that I didn't get all the bleach out of it before using it to make a couple of cups of tea.

Fuck did I get sick!

After I recovered enough to be able to do something besides lay in bed or sit on the toilet I put the water cooler in our shower with hot water running through it for a couple of hours with both valves held open and the maintenance valve on the bottom of the water chamber open to be sure that there was no more bleach in it.

The water out of it taste fine now but I'm still a bit apprehensive every time I drink water from it.

Now that I've recovered I'm taking advantage of our beautiful winter weather by getting caught up in yard work by doing some tree trimming with the new electric pole saw that I bought last weekend.

There is an overgrown ficus tree in our backyard that I'm trimming down to a much smaller size so that it can be easily kept trimmed.

Actually I loved our backyard when it had huge overgrown ficus trees but I discovered that ficus trees have a nasty habit of falling over in hurricanes so I'm trimming this one down to the size of a very large bush. After I trim all the smaller branches off with a pole saw I'm going to cut the trunk down to a height of around six feet (oh joy I get to spend more money on a 18" electric chain saw) and keep it trimmed into a big round bush.

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